[From nobody Tue Sep 15 15:16:15 2009 Return-Path: <jahollomon@charter.net> Received: from mx02.vgs.untd.com (mx02.vgs.untd.com [10.181.44.32]) by maildeliver08.vgs.untd.com with SMTP id AABFL62NFAPMWSKS for <sjhip@juno.com> (sender <jahollomon@charter.net>); Mon, 14 Sep 2009 08:30:13 -0700 (PDT) Received-SPF: Pass Received: from mta31.charter.net (mta31.charter.net [216.33.127.82]) by mx02.vgs.untd.com with SMTP id AABFL62NFAFRZLKJ for <sjhip@juno.com> (sender <jahollomon@charter.net>); Mon, 14 Sep 2009 08:30:13 -0700 (PDT) Received: from imp10 ([10.20.200.10]) by mta31.charter.net (InterMail vM.7.09.01.00 201-2219-108-20080618) with ESMTP id <20090914153012.SWSI3051.mta31.charter.net@imp10>; Mon, 14 Sep 2009 11:30:12 -0400 Received: from ownerb5cd9fec7 ([97.82.151.136]) by imp10 with smtp.charter.net id gfWB1c0082wpLg105fWBxe; Mon, 14 Sep 2009 11:30:12 -0400 X-Authority-Analysis: v=1.0 c=1 a=QRA3s1Np3AnXHJFX6N4A:9 a=XiMybJKiiNG_0G5idJEA:7 a=QhxGywltcYku1g1klG8F7lGmYN4A:4 a=DlACbMchbLfqkSgs:21 a=GXwLU59Y2HrOsUME:21 a=SSmOFEACAAAA:8 a=suoMpnTuuK8oCbhztFsA:9 a=d2k0gv-QLoBrIp5aEkEA:7 a=_4fMgIA4e-SoSmqZ0AfCS5D2_hsA:4 From: "Jim Hollomon" <jahollomon@charter.net> To: "Jim Hollomon" <jahollomon@charter.net> Subject: FW: Casinos and Blondes Date: Mon, 14 Sep 2009 11:30:10 -0400 Message-ID: <F45BE75B37EA472FB81E59E26EFCE224@ownerb5cd9fec7> MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="----=_NextPart_000_0020_01CA352E.B86E8920" X-Mailer: Microsoft Office Outlook 11 Thread-Index: AcoxSnQupAUwZFluT6ahLUcSq/Tz+gAIBVEwAPj3O/A= X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2900.5579 X-UNTD-BodySize: 15276 X-UNTD-SPF: Pass X-ContentStamp: 10:5:2983191041 X-MAIL-INFO: 1f59f0a95949f1b0c9a949b1519d90e9915120312d64ada5a4e4e1940095101dadf1a0a04589 X-UNTD-Peer-Info: 216.33.127.82|mta31.charter.net|mta31.charter.net|jahollomon@charter.net X-UNTD-UBE: -1 This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_0020_01CA352E.B86E8920 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!' As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed..'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!' She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?' The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.' 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She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand = Euros on a single roll of the dice. <br> <br> She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when = I'm completely nude'. <br> <br> With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and = with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!' = <br> <br> As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and = squealed..'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!' <br> <br> She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings = and her clothes and quickly departed. <br> <br> The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. <br> Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?' <br> <br> The other answered, <br> 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.' <br> <br> MORAL OF THE STORY - <br> <br> Not all Irish are drunks, <br> not all blondes are dumb, <br> but all men...are men.</span></font></span></font> = <o:p></o:p></p> </div> </td> </tr> </table> <div id=3D"EC_66187257bbcb4dcf97333481cfa83a12"> <p class=3DMsoNormal style=3D'margin-bottom:12.0pt'><font size=3D3 face=3D"Times New Roman"><span = style=3D'font-size:12.0pt'><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></span></font></p> <div> <div class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter = style=3D'text-align:center'><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black'> <hr size=3D2 width=3D"100%" align=3Dcenter> </span></font></div> </div> </div> </div> <div id=3D"EC_d8f78803e142d80daa38f7cb1105be84"> <p class=3DMsoNormal style=3D'margin-bottom:12.0pt'><font size=3D3 face=3D"Times New Roman"><span = style=3D'font-size:12.0pt'><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></span></font></p> <div> <div class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter = style=3D'text-align:center'><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black'> <hr size=3D2 width=3D"100%" align=3Dcenter> </span></font></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div> <p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D3 face=3D"Times New Roman"><span style=3D'font-size:12.0pt'>&nbsp;<o:p></o:p></span></font></p> </div> </div> </td> </tr> <tr style=3D'mso-yfti-irow:1;mso-yfti-lastrow:yes'> <td width=3D"100%" style=3D'width:100.0%;padding:1.5pt 1.5pt 1.5pt = 1.5pt' id=3D"EC_INCREDIFOOTER"> <table class=3DMsoNormalTable border=3D0 cellspacing=3D0 = cellpadding=3D0 style=3D'mso-cellspacing:0in;mso-padding-alt:0in 0in 0in 0in'> <tr = style=3D'mso-yfti-irow:0;mso-yfti-firstrow:yes;mso-yfti-lastrow:yes'> <td width=3D"100%" style=3D'width:100.0%;padding:0in 0in 0in = 0in'> <p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D3 face=3D"Times New = Roman"><span style=3D'font-size:12.0pt'>&nbsp;<o:p></o:p></span></font></p> </td> <td valign=3Dbottom style=3D'padding:0in 0in 0in 0in' = id=3D"EC_INCREDISOUND"> <p class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter = style=3D'text-align:center'><font size=3D3 face=3D"Times New Roman"><span = style=3D'font-size:12.0pt'>&nbsp;<o:p></o:p></span></font></p> </td> </tr> </table> <p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D3 face=3D"Times New Roman"><span style=3D'font-size:12.0pt'><o:p></o:p></span></font></p> </td> </tr> </table> <p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D3 color=3Dblue face=3D"Times New = Roman"><span id=3D"EC_IncrediStamp"><span = style=3D'font-size:12.0pt;color:blue'><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></span></font></p>= </blockquote> </div> <div id=3D"EC_f2bda00e2b24cf6a9fe6b33c5e39afd4"> <div> <div class=3DMsoNormal align=3Dcenter = style=3D'text-align:center'><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black'> <hr size=3D2 width=3D"100%" align=3Dcenter> </span></font></div> </div> <p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D2 color=3Dblack face=3DArial><span = style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black'>&nbsp;</span></f= ont><o:p></o:p></p> </div> </div> </blockquote> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </blockquote> <p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D3 face=3D"Times New Roman"><span style=3D'font-size:12.0pt'><o:p></o:p></span></font></p> </td> </tr> </table> <p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D3 face=3D"Times New Roman"><span = style=3D'font-size: 12.0pt'>&nbsp;</span></font><font size=3D2 face=3DVerdana><span = style=3D'font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Verdana'><o:p></o:p></span></font></p> </div> <p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D3 face=3D"Times New Roman"><span = style=3D'font-size: 12.0pt'>&nbsp;</span></font><font size=3D2 face=3DVerdana><span = style=3D'font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Verdana'><o:p></o:p></span></font></p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </body> </html> ------=_NextPart_000_0020_01CA352E.B86E8920-- ]