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<DIV><FONT color=#800080 size=2>These are funny but kind of scary.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=#800080 size=2>Kathie</FONT></DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial">----- Original Message -----
<DIV style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; font-color: black"><B>From:</B> <A
title=spectre011@adelphia.net href="mailto:spectre011@adelphia.net">Dick</A>
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<DIV><B>To:</B> <A title=Tony.Rice@veoliaes.com
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title=macks01@msn.com href="mailto:macks01@msn.com">larry dixon</A> ; <A
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title=buyhouses@earthlink.net href="mailto:buyhouses@earthlink.net">joe</A> ; <A
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href="mailto:jack.staggs@townofblackmountain.org">jack staggs</A> ; <A
title=GWells@greentreeforest.com href="mailto:GWells@greentreeforest.com">Greg
Wells</A> ; <A title=g.michael7@gmail.com
href="mailto:g.michael7@gmail.com">g.michael7@gmail.com</A> ; <A
title=dick.stai@pathways-ky.org href="mailto:dick.stai@pathways-ky.org">dick
stai</A> ; <A title=DAVEHAGER@aol.com
href="mailto:DAVEHAGER@aol.com">DAVEHAGER@aol.com</A> ; <A
title=christopherdmarcum@adelphia.net
href="mailto:christopherdmarcum@adelphia.net">chris</A> ; <A
title=chuckb8846@gmail.com href="mailto:chuckb8846@gmail.com">Charles
Buckley</A> ; <A title=cmeade@us.ibm.com href="mailto:cmeade@us.ibm.com">Cathy
Meade</A> ; <A title=carson@adelphia.net
href="mailto:carson@adelphia.net">carson</A> ; <A
title=c-dleadingham@adelphia.net href="mailto:c-dleadingham@adelphia.net">big
chuck</A> ; <A title=bfbanfield@aol.com
href="mailto:bfbanfield@aol.com">bfbanfield@aol.com</A> ; <A
title=jrbeatso@bechtel.com href="mailto:jrbeatso@bechtel.com">Beatson,
Johnathan</A> </DIV>
<DIV><B>Sent:</B> Sunday, May 27, 2007 11:51 AM</DIV>
<DIV><B>Subject:</B> Fw: Idiot Sighting</DIV></DIV>
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<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=black size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black">Gene and I had to have the garage
door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems
was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the
opener.<BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN
style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black
size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black">I thought for a
minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time a 1/2
horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4
horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He
said, "NO, it's not." Four is larger than two.<BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT
color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT
color=black size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black">We
haven't used Sears repair since.<BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN
style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black
size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P></DIV>
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<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=black size=3><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black"> IDIOT
SIGHTING:</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P></DIV>
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<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=black size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black">I live in a semi-rural area. We
recently had a new neighbor call the<BR>Local township administrative
office to request the removal of the<BR>"Deer Crossing" sign on our road.
The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think
this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."<BR>From <st1:place
w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">Kingman</st1:City>, <st1:State
w:st="on">KS</st1:State></st1:place> <BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT
color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> <BR>IDIOTS IN FOOD
SERVICE:</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P></DIV>
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<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=black size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black">My daughter went to a local Taco
Bell and ordered a taco. She asked<BR>The person behind the counter for
"minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had
Iceberg. Was he a Chef?<BR> <BR>Yep...From <st1:City
w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Kansas
City</st1:place></st1:City>!<BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN
style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN></FONT><STRONG><B><FONT
face="Times New Roman" color=blue size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue">IDIOT
SIGHTING:</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><FONT face=Arial color=black
size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P></DIV>
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<P class=MsoNormal><STRONG><B><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=blue
size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue">I was at the airport,
checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put
anything in your baggage without your</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=blue><SPAN
style="COLOR: blue"> </SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT
face="Times New Roman" color=blue size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue">knowledge?" To which I
replied, "If it was without my</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=blue><SPAN
style="COLOR: blue"> </SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT
face="Times New Roman" color=blue size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue">knowledge, how would I know?"
He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we
ask."</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P></DIV>
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<P class=MsoNormal><STRONG><B><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=blue
size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue">Happened in <st1:place
w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">Birmingham</st1:City></st1:place>,
<st1:State w:st="on">Ala.</st1:State></SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><B><FONT
color=blue size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue"><BR></SPAN></FONT></B><FONT
color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT
color=black size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black">IDIOT
SIGHTING:</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN
style="COLOR: black"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P></DIV>
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<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=black size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black">The stoplight on the corner buzzes
when its safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually
challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what
the</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black">
</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black">buzzer was for. I explained that
it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded,
"What on earth are blind people</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN
style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black">doing
driving?!"</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P></DIV>
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style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black">She was a probation officer in
<st1:place w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">Wichita</st1:City>, <st1:State
w:st="on">KS</st1:State></st1:place><BR> <BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT
color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black">IDIOT
SIGHTING:<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P></DIV>
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<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=black size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black">At a good-bye luncheon for an old
and dear coworker. She was leaving the company due to "downsizing." Our
manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often."
Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that
deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was a bunch at Texas</SPAN></FONT><FONT
color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black
size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black">Instruments.</SPAN></FONT><FONT
face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P></DIV>
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style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P></DIV>
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<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=black size=3><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black">IDIOT SIGHTING:</SPAN></FONT><FONT
face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P></DIV>
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<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=black
size=3><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'">I</SPAN></FONT><FONT
face="Times New Roman" color=black size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'">
work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and
for the sake of her own life, couldn't understand why her system would not
turn on.</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P></DIV>
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<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=black size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black">A deputy with the Dallas County
Sheriffs office no less.<BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black><SPAN
style="COLOR: black"> <BR>IDIOT
SIGHTING:<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P></DIV>
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<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=black size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black">When my husband and I arrived at
an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had
been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic
working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the
passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that
it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "its open! His
reply,<BR>"I know - I already got that side."<BR> <BR>This was at the
Ford dealership in <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:City
w:st="on">Canton</st1:City>, <st1:State
w:st="on">Mississippi</st1:State></st1:place>!<BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT
color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT
color=black size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">STAY
ALERT!<BR>They walk among us . . .and they
REPRODUCE!!!<BR></SPAN></FONT></P></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV>
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<DIV> <I><FONT face=Arial size=1>Any man or woman who may be asked in
this century what they did to make<BR>life worthwhile in their
lifetime....can respond with a great deal of pride and<BR>satisfaction, "I
served a career in the United States Navy."</FONT><BR><FONT lang=0
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